after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize