So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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