Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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