Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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