Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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