that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
