when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i came on her dog
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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