She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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