Plan B is the new Plan A
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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