i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery