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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?

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  I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up

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  Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.

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• (718): View more from New York

  I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.

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• (714): View more from California

  It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins

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• (949): View more from California

  You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.

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