didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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