Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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