love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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