Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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