Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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