Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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