You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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