Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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