Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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