And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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