So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the day after is always just damage control
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have post one night stand depression
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