Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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