dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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