Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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