what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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