Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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