So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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