i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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