They should really pass out barf bags in church
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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