fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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