i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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