You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
