I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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