Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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