Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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