ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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