I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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