Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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