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It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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