The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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