She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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