i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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