im gay
i know
yea but for you.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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