I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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