kristin has been a bad kristin
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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