Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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