I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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