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Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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