yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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