I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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