Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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