she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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