I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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