I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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