how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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